His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I just blew my weed a kiss
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Randomize
