How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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