i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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