y did u give ur computer a hand job?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Girls should come with a carfax report
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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