you didnt know i had herpes?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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