Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize
