Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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