How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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