what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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