I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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