yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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