I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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