I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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