Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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