Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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