I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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