I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
he fucked my hip out of place.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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