This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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