it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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