how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Randomize
