did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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