so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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