Pants 0. Shit 1.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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