yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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