what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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