we should wear snuggies to the strip club
you didnt know i had herpes?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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