you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Randomize
