You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
