Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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