belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
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