But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
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