the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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