eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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