Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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