just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
tell me about the fingering
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