Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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