I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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