I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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