dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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