Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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