no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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