I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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