in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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