he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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