That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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