Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
You can't motorboat a personality
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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