He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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