Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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