all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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