butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
The feeling are messing with the penis
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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